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Signs updated

Six — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 19:03:50 +0000

Just updated our Burma Shave to the somewhat hokey slogan(s) below – These are only until Mid September.

Going West:

If something at Not A Number
Didn’t make you
Laugh, Smile or Think
Then you’re not paying attention!

Going East:

Stop at Not A Number
And you’ll be tickled pink
By stuff that makes you
Laugh, Smile and Think

Another Burma Shave sign suggestion

Six — Wed, 30 May 2012 21:25:08 +0000

Here’s some other sign suggestions that we’ve gotten for our Burma Shave signs:

When You go from Not A Number
You know you will come back
You can leave for now and wander
Then come back and stay on track

Come to Not A Number
It’s at the center of it all
Even when you slumber
You’ll feel the pull

-Thanks to Angie for the above

Have any great ideas for these signs? Let us know, we’re always looking for fun,wacky, entertaining, informative stuff to put out there.

Entries still being accepted for the “Burma Shave” signs

Six — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 00:35:34 +0000

We are still accepting getting entries for our “Burma Shave” sign contest. Submit your slogan, and get it printed up and posted for all the neighborhood to see!

Next sign ideas

Six — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:01:21 +0000

You went to see the Troll
You’re going to see Lenin
Stop by Not A Number
And you’ll be in heaven

Fremont is that place
That calls itself the “Center of the Universe”
Go to that space!
It’s really quite perverse

The Anti Not A Number Slogan

Six — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:12:37 +0000

We just had to come up with some that were Anti Not A Number just to have some balance:

Not A Number
Is that wacked out place
That keeps putting these signs
Here in my face

Burma Shave Signs

Six — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:57:36 +0000

Slogan Contest

As many of you who’ve walked by our store may have noticed we put out these fun, wacky street signs that promote our business, yet we hope people find fun and entertaining.

In order to keep these fun and interesting we are looking for new slogans to put up. We are accepting in store and online submissions. There are four signs, and there is room for slogans going both east and west. And who knows, people who submit ideas we like may get your idea on the signs and even a prize. Using the term “Not A Number” gets you a lot of consideration; however we are open to almost anything.

We will be having a contest for the best slogans (as judged by us). Entries will be accepted until the end of February, and the top slogans will receive either a $5, $10 or $15 gift certificate for Not A Number, as well as getting their slogans posted on our signboards.

Please keep it clean! We do have families that walk by!

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Some ideas that we’ve kicked around:

You might ask yourself?
What does it take
To be 1%
And say “Let them eat cake”? (answer in Not A Number)

Did you pass Not A Number
And think what the hell?
Go back and check it out
You’ll find that it’s swell

Did you pass Not A Number
Did you not see
The giant troll chair
Awaiting thee?

When you passed Not A Number
Did you not see
All the flashy lights and fun stuff
Waiting for thee?

When you passed that store
With the big troll chair
Did you not wonder
What the heck is in there

Need a laugh?
Need a smile?
Not A Number
Will go the mile [this needs work!]

When you went in Not A Number
And saw the giant clock
Didn’t you say to yourself
This place rocks!

If you passed Not A Number,
And didn’t go in
Then asked yourself why
Then turn right around and go back in

If you left Not A Number,
With a smile on your face
Promise yourself
To return to this place